i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole
i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole
liittlefox:

scumkill:

she loves flowers

Oh my god
liittlefox:

scumkill:

she loves flowers

Oh my god

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

(via ameliapondered)

coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

(via hotboyproblems)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via zackisontumblr)

yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

(via legalmexican)

cumber-bitches:

i-ship-our-cats:


#there is no garrison any more

get out

#that’s what metatron said

cumber-bitches:

i-ship-our-cats:

#there is no garrison any more

get out

#that’s what metatron said

(via sorry)

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

image

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from