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wolfbuttz:

themarilives:

wolfbuttz:

My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful

Minor

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renovation

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I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers

omfg

you could bury bodies down there

I could bury my landlord down there

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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sesamestreet:

He looks so innocent…

… but then again, you’re not a cookie.

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shuckl:

psychedelicdevilry:

shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

I just woke up and the heats not on in my apartment…

then sir THIS is the text post for you!

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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

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paintdoktahwho:

we dont have much time rose timmy wont last much longer

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spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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