cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever

(via mama-bara)

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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paulyoptosaurus:

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

(via joshpeck)

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

(via jake-from-state-farm)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(via fake-mermaid)

troyesivanislovetroyesivanislife:

Praying for you. troyesivanislovetroyesivanislife:

Praying for you.
walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE
walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

fartgallery:

i saw a guy at work today wearing a shirt that said “I <3 titties and beer”. i guess his arms got too tired to carry around his “I AM VERY STRAIGHT EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW STRAIGHT I AM” sign

(via bewbin)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(via fake-mermaid)